Our lawyer Johnny "Jack that verdict Up" Dickderon wins his first billion dollar case!

Johnny "Jacked Up" Dickderon

APof snsnews. At first the jury cried. Then they threw bananas at the defendants. Then the Jury issue their verdict - guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty - $1,265,197.56 dollars guilty....

....It was a dark night when John Doe broke into the local grocery store searching for bananas -to steal. That is - he was looking for bananas to steal until he tripped over the security guard who had fallen asleep on his night guard shift. John Doe fell and injured his elbow - and as a result missed work the next day because he had to spend it at the hospital recuperating. And as a result of being forced to take a day off from work - John lost his job - at the local grocery store. He decided to sue - and the first thing he did was the best thing he did - he called Trial Lawyer Monkeys of America. And we put Johnny "Jacked Up" Dickderon on the case. He got John the compensation he Deserved. And We can do it for You too.

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