New Big Case

Our client John Dole III, while robbing lobsters from the local grocery store by grabbing them out of a tank and stuffing them in his pants suffered minor but severe injures to his person. He sued the store for not having signs warning shoppers not to rob lobsters. He said in his opening testimony "I would have gone after the hot dogs or something like that if their had been warning that the lobsters could be potentially dangerous!"

We are expecting a guilt verdict and at least a billion dollars in compensation.

Stay tuned for updates

Our lawyer Johnny "Jack that verdict Up" Dickderon wins his first billion dollar case!

Johnny "Jacked Up" Dickderon

APof snsnews. At first the jury cried. Then they threw bananas at the defendants. Then the Jury issue their verdict - guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty - $1,265,197.56 dollars guilty....

....It was a dark night when John Doe broke into the local grocery store searching for bananas -to steal. That is - he was looking for bananas to steal until he tripped over the security guard who had fallen asleep on his night guard shift. John Doe fell and injured his elbow - and as a result missed work the next day because he had to spend it at the hospital recuperating. And as a result of being forced to take a day off from work - John lost his job - at the local grocery store. He decided to sue - and the first thing he did was the best thing he did - he called Trial Lawyer Monkeys of America. And we put Johnny "Jacked Up" Dickderon on the case. He got John the compensation he Deserved. And We can do it for You too.

Trial Lawyer Monkeys of America

Today could be your luckly day

There's a really good no nonsense article over on SNS NEWS advocating for Mammal suing rights. This controversy has always been very close to my heart.

Have a lawsuit? Need lots of dough, green stuff, cash?? We here at TLMA will do your case for less! And get you the same great results as other big firms with nice offices and fancy desks.

You can sue - we can help!

Shift the Ape - President of Trial Lawyer Monkeys of America